I. Occupational

⚬ Currently writes a column for The New Yorker.
New York Times #1 bestseller for 89 collective weeks.
⚬ Worldwide sales figures cap out around 32 million copies.
⚬ Releases under Scribner and Crown Publishing.
⚬ For agreeing to write the YA novel he was gifted a vintage Smith-Corona.

II. Day to Day

⚬ Sex? What's that?
5 o'clock somewhere.
⚬ Texas pride comes and goes like his accent.
⚬ Has not hunted since that unfateful day as a child.
⚬ Practices Kalaripayattu and basic boxing for training.
⚬ Can still handle and assemble most firearms in under a minute.
⚬ Misses American food. It's hard to keep weight on with a Korean diet.

III. Chattel & Goods

⚬ His trusty Macbook.
⚬ '15 Suzuki GSX-R1000.
⚬ '17 Mercedes Maybach S600.

IV. Decorations

⚬ O. Henry Award, 2007
⚬ Nebula Award, 2008
⚬ World Fantasy Award, 2008
⚬ 30 under 30 winner, 2012
⚬ 5 under 35 winner, 2013
⚬ Hugo Award, 2017
⚬ John W. Campbell Award, 2017

V. Favored

⚬ Watermelon candies. Homemade alcohol.
⚬ Legend of Zelda is the greatest game of all time.
⚬ Miss Reba, Johnny Cash and Keith Urban.
⚬ Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop and One Piece.
⚬ Sideways, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Unforgiven.